June 2009
69 posts
Welcome to the Jungle
Axl: Do you know where you are?
Sarah: Where?!
Axl: You're in the jungle baby!
Sarah: Shit. What's gonna happen?
Axl: You're gonna die!
Sarah: Oh no!
May 2009
80 posts
1 tag
Eels - 3 Speed
“Knowledge without mileage is bullshit.”
– Henry Rollins
FUCK YEAH CHORIZO →
This is the sort of shit that I do on an idle Memorial Day while Sarah is at work.
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Pavement - Spit on a Stranger
Respectful Yo Mama Jokes →
“Yo mama is so well respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.”
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
– Oscar Wilde
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The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby
“One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas.”
– Victor Hugo
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A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
Dollar Redesign Project →
